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Looking backward...

History of My Hobby

1. Gold Digger


ADVANTAGES

A. Always looks good

B. Will give up the boooty when you're

spending cash


DISADVANTAGES

A. Will ONLY give up the boooty when

you're spending cash

B. Will leave you for the next sucker who

has more cash-flow

2. Hoochie


ADVANTAGES

A. Always down to give up the boooty

B. Looks good to all of your friends,

which boosts your ego


DISADVANTAGES

A. Probably has slept with all of your

friends or eventually will

3. Chickenhead

ADVANTAGES

A. Down for "what-eva"

B. Boooty-call material

C. Will believe most of what you say and

doesn't care about the rest

D. Has your back in most situations and

will bust-a-cap if needed


DISADVANTAGES

A. Will bust a cap in YO azz, if need be

B. Ghetto as all hell

C. Comes with MAD drama included

4. Ms. "I'm looking for a relationship"


ADVANTAGES

A. Will give up the boooty as long as you

seem ready for a relationship too.

B. Usually looks good every time you see

Her

DISADVANTAGES

A. Really looking for a husband

B. Will leave you if you start acting like

you don't want to get married or can't

say exactly when you will be ready

5. Ms. "I'm looking for a husband"


ADVANTAGES

A. Will give up the boooty as long as you

seem ready to get married too.

B. Usually looks good every time you see

Her

DISADVANTAGES

A. Marriage is her #1 goal in life and

nothing else matters

B. Will leave you if you start acting like

you don't want to get married or can't

say exactly when you will be ready

C. Will bug the hell out of you until you

marry her or leave her

6. Ex-girlfriend


ADVANTAGES

A. You can always go back to hit it again

if you throw her a few lines that make

it seem that there's a slight possibility

that you two may be getting back together.

B. She looks even better now that you are

not with her


DISADVANTAGES

A. She looks better now that you are not

with her

B. She has caused you major drama

7. Your BabyMomma


ADVANTAGES

A. See advantages for Ex-girlfriend

DISADVANTAGES

A. See disadvantages for Ex-girlfriend

B. She's hitting you up for child support

8. Ms. "I'm looking for a daddy for my kids" AKA "Someone

else's BabyMomma", AKA 90% of eligible sistas


ADVANTAGES

A. Will give up the boooty as long as you

seem like a prospect to take the job

B. Will do almost anything to get some

help with her kid(s)

DISADVANTAGES

A. See Ms. "I'm looking for a relationship" & Ms.

"I'm looking for a husband"

B. Might get pregnant for you too, thinking that

you might stay if she has your child, which is

the same ill logic that got her caught up before

9. Ms. "I don't need a man because I have my own zhit"


ADVANTAGES

A. She has her own zhit

B. All she really needs from you is one thing


DISADVANTAGES

She reminds you every chance she gets that she
doesn't need you until you get tired of hearing

it and leave

10. "The Perfect Woman"


ADVANTAGES

A. Cooks

B. Cleans

C. Looks great

D. Sexxez you up

E. Doesn't ask where you've been

F. Doesn't ask for much

G. Caters to your every need


DISADVANTAGES

A. Is usually Ms. "I'm looking for a

relationship," Ms. "I'm looking

for a husband," or Ms. "I'm looking for

a daddy for my kids" in disguise

B. Everything will change once you make a

commitment, especially if you marry her

11. The almost Perfect woman


ADVANTAGES

A. Looks great, doesn't ask where you've

been or many other questions

DISADVANTAGES

A. She's probably sleeping with someone

you know

12. Ms. "I'm waiting on God to send me the perfect man, and even

though I'm in the club tonight I'll be in church tomorrow"


ADVANTAGES

A. May bring some morality to the relationship

DISADVANTAGES

The morality only applies when it's appropriate for
her to make a point or is to her advantage

13. Ms. "I know I don't live at home anymore, but I might as well

because I see or call my Momma every day"


ADVANTAGES

A. Easy babysitter access for her kid(s)


DISADVANTAGES

A. Her mother will eventually phuck up the

relationship

14. Ms. "D1k Teaser"


ADVANTAGES

A. Will give it up on the dance floor

B. Usually looks pretty good

C. You can always tell your friends that

you've hit it and they'll believe you


DISADVANTAGES

A. She'll let everyone else hit it but

you...or at least that's what they've told you

15. Ms. "Friend"

ADVANTAGES

A. Someone who finally understands you


DISADVANTAGES

A. You will always be attracted to her but

don't want to phuck it up by making a move

B. Can turn out to be a Tease

16. Ms. "Trick-Azz-B1ch"


ADVANTAGES

A. None


DISADVANTAGES

A. See disadvantages for Gold-digger,

Hoochie, Chickenhead, or BabyMomma

Note: (Was considered a Gold-digger, Hoochie, Chickenhead, or

Girlfriend before you got played)

17. Strong Black Woman


ADVANTAGES

A. Same advantages as Ms. "I don't need a

man because I have my own zhit, but hasn't

had a man in a while so it's easier for you hit it


DISADVANTAGES

A. Same disadvantages as Ms. "I don't need

a man because I have my own zhit"

B. Will test your nuts once and a while,

which may land you in domestic violence classes

18. Ms. "I got screwed over in my last relationship so I'm going to

take all of that zhit out on you"


ADVANTAGES

Will give up the boooty to show her ex-boyfriend/husband
that she has moved on


DISADVANTAGES

Takes all of that zhit out on you, meaning she doesn't
trust you, always thinks you're cheating, and becomes

needy once she believes you really are different

19. Ms. "I'm one of the guys"


ADVANTAGES

A. Likes sports,

B. low-maintenance


DISADVANTAGES

A. Wants to hang with you when you want to

hang with JUST the guys

B. May beat you at competitive sports

C. You might want to do a crouch check

before you try to hit it