History of My Hobby 1. Gold Digger
ADVANTAGES
A. Always looks good
B. Will give up the boooty when you're
spending cash
DISADVANTAGES
A. Will ONLY give up the boooty when
you're spending cash
B. Will leave you for the next sucker who
has more cash-flow
2. Hoochie
ADVANTAGES
A. Always down to give up the boooty
B. Looks good to all of your friends,
which boosts your ego
DISADVANTAGES
A. Probably has slept with all of your
friends or eventually will
3. Chickenhead
ADVANTAGES
A. Down for "what-eva"
B. Boooty-call material
C. Will believe most of what you say and
doesn't care about the rest
D. Has your back in most situations and
will bust-a-cap if needed
DISADVANTAGES
A. Will bust a cap in YO azz, if need be
B. Ghetto as all hell
C. Comes with MAD drama included
4. Ms. "I'm looking for a relationship"
ADVANTAGES
A. Will give up the boooty as long as you
seem ready for a relationship too.
B. Usually looks good every time you see
Her
DISADVANTAGES
A. Really looking for a husband
B. Will leave you if you start acting like
you don't want to get married or can't
say exactly when you will be ready
5. Ms. "I'm looking for a husband"
ADVANTAGES
A. Will give up the boooty as long as you
seem ready to get married too.
B. Usually looks good every time you see
Her
DISADVANTAGES
A. Marriage is her #1 goal in life and
nothing else matters
B. Will leave you if you start acting like
you don't want to get married or can't
say exactly when you will be ready
C. Will bug the hell out of you until you
marry her or leave her
6. Ex-girlfriend
ADVANTAGES
A. You can always go back to hit it again
if you throw her a few lines that make
it seem that there's a slight possibility
that you two may be getting back together.
B. She looks even better now that you are
not with her
DISADVANTAGES
A. She looks better now that you are not
with her
B. She has caused you major drama
7. Your BabyMomma
ADVANTAGES
A. See advantages for Ex-girlfriend
DISADVANTAGES
A. See disadvantages for Ex-girlfriend
B. She's hitting you up for child support
8. Ms. "I'm looking for a daddy for my kids" AKA "Someone
else's BabyMomma", AKA 90% of eligible sistas
ADVANTAGES
A. Will give up the boooty as long as you
seem like a prospect to take the job
B. Will do almost anything to get some
help with her kid(s)
DISADVANTAGES
A. See Ms. "I'm looking for a relationship" & Ms.
"I'm looking for a husband"
B. Might get pregnant for you too, thinking that
you might stay if she has your child, which is
the same ill logic that got her caught up before
9. Ms. "I don't need a man because I have my own zhit"
ADVANTAGES
A. She has her own zhit
B. All she really needs from you is one thing
DISADVANTAGES
She reminds you every chance she gets that she
doesn't need you until you get tired of hearing
it and leave
10. "The Perfect Woman"
ADVANTAGES
A. Cooks
B. Cleans
C. Looks great
D. Sexxez you up
E. Doesn't ask where you've been
F. Doesn't ask for much
G. Caters to your every need
DISADVANTAGES
A. Is usually Ms. "I'm looking for a
relationship," Ms. "I'm looking
for a husband," or Ms. "I'm looking for
a daddy for my kids" in disguise
B. Everything will change once you make a
commitment, especially if you marry her
11. The almost Perfect woman
ADVANTAGES
A. Looks great, doesn't ask where you've
been or many other questions
DISADVANTAGES
A. She's probably sleeping with someone
you know
12. Ms. "I'm waiting on God to send me the perfect man, and even
though I'm in the club tonight I'll be in church tomorrow"
ADVANTAGES
A. May bring some morality to the relationship
DISADVANTAGES
The morality only applies when it's appropriate for
her to make a point or is to her advantage
13. Ms. "I know I don't live at home anymore, but I might as well
because I see or call my Momma every day"
ADVANTAGES
A. Easy babysitter access for her kid(s)
DISADVANTAGES
A. Her mother will eventually phuck up the
relationship
14. Ms. "D1k Teaser"
ADVANTAGES
A. Will give it up on the dance floor
B. Usually looks pretty good
C. You can always tell your friends that
you've hit it and they'll believe you
DISADVANTAGES
A. She'll let everyone else hit it but
you...or at least that's what they've told you
15. Ms. "Friend"
ADVANTAGES
A. Someone who finally understands you
DISADVANTAGES
A. You will always be attracted to her but
don't want to phuck it up by making a move
B. Can turn out to be a Tease
16. Ms. "Trick-Azz-B1ch"
ADVANTAGES
A. None
DISADVANTAGES
A. See disadvantages for Gold-digger,
Hoochie, Chickenhead, or BabyMomma
Note: (Was considered a Gold-digger, Hoochie, Chickenhead, or
Girlfriend before you got played)
17. Strong Black Woman
ADVANTAGES
A. Same advantages as Ms. "I don't need a
man because I have my own zhit, but hasn't
had a man in a while so it's easier for you hit it
DISADVANTAGES
A. Same disadvantages as Ms. "I don't need
a man because I have my own zhit"
B. Will test your nuts once and a while,
which may land you in domestic violence classes
18. Ms. "I got screwed over in my last relationship so I'm going to
take all of that zhit out on you"
ADVANTAGES
Will give up the boooty to show her ex-boyfriend/husband
that she has moved on
DISADVANTAGES
Takes all of that zhit out on you, meaning she doesn't
trust you, always thinks you're cheating, and becomes
needy once she believes you really are different
19. Ms. "I'm one of the guys"
ADVANTAGES
A. Likes sports,
B. low-maintenance
DISADVANTAGES
A. Wants to hang with you when you want to
hang with JUST the guys
B. May beat you at competitive sports
C. You might want to do a crouch check
before you try to hit it
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